Doritos Locos Tacos
- I went to Taco Bell. The guy working the counter asked if I wanted to try the new Dorito Taco.
- I said, “No thanks.”
- He said, “Have you had one before?”
- I said, “No. But I’ve had a Dorito, and I’ve had a Taco…so technically yes.”
- He said, “Oh, but you should try them together…it’s amazing.”
- I said, “Maybe you should lower your standards of what you consider ‘amazing’, buddy.”
- He said, “Maybe you’re right. So, what can I get for you?”
- I said, “Yeah, I’ll have the Dorito Taco…”
